So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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