Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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