All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Porn is love you can see.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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