found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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