I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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