We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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