i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So much Jack, so little girl.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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