I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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