the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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