Acid is not a monday night drug
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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