what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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