if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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