I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ambien. No doubt about it.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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