bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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