I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
