i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
