If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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