Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Randomize
