What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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