The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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