Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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