You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I want to fling myself into the sun
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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