if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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