happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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