walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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