So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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