I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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