I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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