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he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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