Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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