Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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