you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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