Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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