I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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