doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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