We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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