so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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