FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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