their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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