I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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