I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
the raccoons are back...
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