So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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