nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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