I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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