i barfeds in our rink
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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