That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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