She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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