How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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