And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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