Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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