we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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