didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was like eating out sand paper
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
