Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
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Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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