we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
We had sex on a dog bed..
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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