we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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